ENGINE NUMBER 44 [A Ballad of Barack Obama]

Clickity-clack, clickity-clack,
Who's that slowing on the track?
Got a media team
But NO head of steam.
His carbon phobia's held him back.

(It don't mean a thing, if you ain't got that steam)

Baby-Daddy-O learns to dance

The Rumba, the Samba,
The flirty Obamba,
Are dances this Marxist can master.

He learns to twist rightly -
Says he now holds guns tightly -
And pretends that he can’t hear his pastor.