Rangel: Mother Teresa REALLY wanted to be a housewife

US Representative Charles Rangel (Dumb-NY) astounded listeners when he revealed his latest personally funded study, which showed that, contrary to previous findings, Mother Teresa preferred staying home and baking cookies.

As a young woman, however, she received no marriage proposals, so she was forced by the Yugoslavian government to travel to a distant country to help other people.

Rangel said that no one should challenge his findings because he is a Catholic