Mostly limericks, based on current events.

Monday, August 07, 2006

Cindy Sheehan: Nobody's candidate for Mrs. America

Old Cindy is known as "The Stalker."
Ne'er a helper, she's more of a balker.
Her voice is so grating
It deserves an X-rating.
She'd NEVER be called a sweet talker.

I'm certain that tough-talking Sheehan
Is lacking the tenderness gene.
You might think she cares
As she fakes her sad stares.
But, in fact, she is mad she's not queen.

Cindy, whose words are so cruel,
Thinks she is the one who should rule.
She uses the cops
In her planned photo-ops,
To get headlines, which cause her to drool.