Mostly limericks, based on current events.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Cleaning, with Nancy

Pelosi was flapping her gums,
While her face hinted she needed Tums.
She longed to clean House,
To squash-dead each louse
Alas! She's learned Libs are the bums.

Beating around at Bush

(Cleaning, with Nancy, Part II)
Nancy'd been beating the rugs,
Hoping to murder bad bugs.
But, she stopped being willing
To continue the killing
When she heard that Dem drivers did drugs.