Mostly limericks, based on current events.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

DaNCe Studio

Dems can rumba. Dems can samba.
Can they dance the chic OBAMBA?

Can they follow their “change” master
As he spins them ‘round much faster?

If he glides them to the right
Will they slide from him with fright?

Dems preferred the macarena.
It was not so insane-a


Saturday, July 26, 2008

ENGINE NUMBER 44 [A Ballad of Barack Obama]

Clickity-clack, clickity-clack,
Who's that slowing on the track?
Got a media team
But NO head of steam.
His carbon phobia's held him back.

(It don't mean a thing, if you ain't got that steam)


Thursday, June 26, 2008

Baby-Daddy-O learns to dance

The Rumba, the Samba,
The flirty Obamba,
Are dances this Marxist can master.

He learns to twist rightly -
Says he now holds guns tightly -
And pretends that he can’t hear his pastor.

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Saturday, October 20, 2007


Democrats got greedy
In their drive to "aid the needy."
They sought a trip
On a bloated SCHIP.
But got nowhere...indeedy.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

The Ballad of “Big Don” John Murtha

Here’s the story of “Big Don” John Murtha
Whose morals were greatly in dearth-a.
As committee’s main host-a
He runs Casa Nostra.
He shouldn’t hold power no furtha.

Murtha's misstep (LA Times Editorial slams Murtha and Pelosi)

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Korea -- the ignored war

People have short memories.

How many people remember that

* 30,000 Americans died in Korea in (less than) 3 years (1950-52) of Democrat Truman's presidency? That means more than 10 times as many troops died under Truman as died under Bush in 3 years.
* How many people remember MacArthur saying on this date in November of 1950 that the war would be over by that Christmas? The "official" action in Korea went on until 1953.
* How many people remember that Truman said he was sending our troops to fight a "police action" against "bandits" who were threatening the Republic of Korea?

Tedward and the Commies

Tedward can rant. He can rave.
I get dizzy when I watch his hands wave.
He's got two left arms,
Which is one of his charms,
To Commies, who think the guy's brave.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Rangel: Mother Teresa REALLY wanted to be a housewife

US Representative Charles Rangel (Dumb-NY) astounded listeners when he revealed his latest personally funded study, which showed that, contrary to previous findings, Mother Teresa preferred staying home and baking cookies.

As a young woman, however, she received no marriage proposals, so she was forced by the Yugoslavian government to travel to a distant country to help other people.

Rangel said that no one should challenge his findings because he is a Catholic