Mostly limericks, based on current events.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

(Lack of) Class will out

Kerry is out of his mind.
He speaks words that aren't very kind.
The guy is so crazy --
He calls our troops lazy.
John isn't the least bit refined.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Prince Harold [Harold Ford, Jr.]

Harold's a fun loving guy,
He's young and unmarried and spry.
Neither too old, nor gnarly,
A real "good time Charley"
He's never been labeled as "shy."

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Family Lies [Don't look behind the curtain]

A Lib, name of Michael J. Fox,
Goes on tour for the Democrat blocs.
Like a one-man Spin-City
Or a young Walter Mitty
He lies from his on-air soap box.

Michael's a character actor,
But we must not consider that factor.
We may only show pity
On the saint from Spin City.
If we question, we're called a detractor.