Mostly limericks, based on current events.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

DaNCe Studio

Dems can rumba. Dems can samba.
Can they dance the chic OBAMBA?

Can they follow their “change” master
As he spins them ‘round much faster?

If he glides them to the right
Will they slide from him with fright?

Dems preferred the macarena.
It was not so insane-a


Saturday, July 26, 2008

ENGINE NUMBER 44 [A Ballad of Barack Obama]

Clickity-clack, clickity-clack,
Who's that slowing on the track?
Got a media team
But NO head of steam.
His carbon phobia's held him back.

(It don't mean a thing, if you ain't got that steam)