Mostly limericks, based on current events.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Korea -- the ignored war

People have short memories.

How many people remember that

* 30,000 Americans died in Korea in (less than) 3 years (1950-52) of Democrat Truman's presidency? That means more than 10 times as many troops died under Truman as died under Bush in 3 years.
* How many people remember MacArthur saying on this date in November of 1950 that the war would be over by that Christmas? The "official" action in Korea went on until 1953.
* How many people remember that Truman said he was sending our troops to fight a "police action" against "bandits" who were threatening the Republic of Korea?

Tedward and the Commies

Tedward can rant. He can rave.
I get dizzy when I watch his hands wave.
He's got two left arms,
Which is one of his charms,
To Commies, who think the guy's brave.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Rangel: Mother Teresa REALLY wanted to be a housewife

US Representative Charles Rangel (Dumb-NY) astounded listeners when he revealed his latest personally funded study, which showed that, contrary to previous findings, Mother Teresa preferred staying home and baking cookies.

As a young woman, however, she received no marriage proposals, so she was forced by the Yugoslavian government to travel to a distant country to help other people.

Rangel said that no one should challenge his findings because he is a Catholic

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Notify the authorities!!

Listening to the Main Stream Media is sort of like hearing a violent argument in a neighboring apartment.

Your first instinct is to want to block out the noise.

But it's good that you can't avoid hearing it, because you need to notify the appropriate people that something bad is happening.