(Lack of) Class will out

Kerry is out of his mind.
He speaks words that aren't very kind.
The guy is so crazy --
He calls our troops lazy.
John isn't the least bit refined.

Prince Harold [Harold Ford, Jr.]

Harold's a fun loving guy,
He's young and unmarried and spry.
Neither too old, nor gnarly,
A real "good time Charley"
He's never been labeled as "shy."

Family Lies [Don't look behind the curtain]

A Lib, name of Michael J. Fox,
Goes on tour for the Democrat blocs.
Like a one-man Spin-City
Or a young Walter Mitty
He lies from his on-air soap box.

Michael's a character actor,
But we must not consider that factor.
We may only show pity
On the saint from Spin City.
If we question, we're called a detractor.