Mostly limericks, based on current events.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Memo to Governor Blanco after Hurricane Katrina: Dress for Duress

To be sure to outshine all your foes --
Wear a wardrobe of Liz Claiborne clothes
Don a sweater by Bauer.
For a touch of raw power,
Put on waterproof boots with steel toes.

Katrina e-mails show Blanco PR worries

"Gov. Blanco might dress down a bit and look like she has rolled up her sleeves," ... "I have some great Liz Claiborne sports clothes that look kind of Eddie Bauer, but with class, but would bring her down to level of getting to work."