Mostly limericks, based on current events.

Friday, December 09, 2005

A Rush to Blame

John Kerry is really to blame
For his own words, he spoke, that are lame.
John's verbal assault
Is not Rush's fault.
Kerry must bear all the shame.

John Kerry Blames Rush Limbaugh for Iraq Blooper

Kerry 12/4/2005: "no reason ... that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children, you know, women, breaking sort of the customs of the - of - the historical customs, religious customs - Iraqis should be doing that."

Kerry 12/9/2005: "You know, the only people who are trying to make anything out of that, to be honest with you, are Rush Limbaugh and a few people on the right," Kerry told radio host Don Imus.