Persnickety Jack Cafferty makes me want to laff-erty 10/01/2005

Jack spends his time on mindless cavils
Like Bush's mileage during travels.
But Jack could better use his craft
If he measured Blanco's graft.
Watching Nagin could be good
And counting cops per N'Awlins 'hood.

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