Mostly limericks, based on current events.

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Cindy Sheehan

I know of a woman in Texas
Does her bestest and mostest to hex us.
She says she loves children
Yet, she'd let Saddam kill them
Since he didn't take steps to annex us.

(c. August 29, 2005?)
Sheehan said, "You know what? I'm doing this for every child in this world, because if we let George Bush continue, it's going to be eternal war forever. My unborn grandchildren will have to fight in this war."