Mostly limericks, based on current events.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Won't you come home, John Kerry?

Kerry avoids Senate duties
(Afraid he'll catch Democrat cooties?)
He knows he's elected
But instead he's selected
To put on his Swiss-made ski booties.

Kerry can pretend he's doing important things in Davos, but this is what his platonic friend, Alexandra Polier (the "intern" ) said about Davos (where she met Kerry almost exactly 5 years ago.)

I met John Kerry for the first time in January 2001, in Davos, Switzerland...

Although it presents itself as a serious policy machine, Davos’s real point is, of course, networking,